Institute for Applied Bleak Logistics • Department of Narrative Self-Mythology

Consider Phlebas as an Allegory for ICOM

A thesis arguing that Banks’ space opera accidentally describes a travelling brotherhood held together by ritual hardship, ideological posturing, and stories that improve with every retelling.

Declassified For Internal Circulation Edition: 27.XII.2025

Abstract

This thesis proposes that Consider Phlebas functions—perhaps accidentally, perhaps prophetically— as a near-perfect allegory for the ICOM movement: a loose confederation of men bound by ritualised travel, bleak logistics, moral disagreement, self-mythologising narratives, and a deep suspicion of anything that looks too easy, comfortable, or well-planned. Banks almost certainly did not intend to describe a WhatsApp group booking trains to Sarajevo; nevertheless, the structural and philosophical parallels are distressingly robust.

1. The War as Background Noise, Not the Point

In Consider Phlebas, the Idiran–Culture War is vast, existential, and civilisation-defining—yet it rarely feels central. The narrative follows individuals skirting the edges of events, reacting to consequences rather than shaping outcomes.

ICOM functions similarly. The “war” might be middle age, professional burnout, geopolitical unease, or the encroaching certainty of mortality. But the trips are not about fixing the world; they are about moving through it—often sideways, often awkwardly, usually via a connection that really shouldn’t exist.

Key parallel: both systems treat global stakes as atmospheric pressure rather than plot.
2. Horza as the Archetypal ICOM Protagonist

Horza is not a hero. He is stubborn, ideological, frequently wrong, and driven by a visceral need to define himself against something larger.

  • Suspicious of comfort (“that sounds a bit touristy”).
  • Ideologically committed to “the hard way”.
  • Quietly offended by efficiency.
  • Deeply invested in being right later.

Horza’s defining trait is not bravery but commitment to a narrative about himself. Likewise, ICOM participants are not merely travellers; they are custodians of a story in which hardship is evidence of authenticity.

3. The Culture as the Thing ICOM Rejects (While Quietly Admiring)

The Culture is post-scarcity, rational, optimised, safe. Minds handle the boring bits. Pleasure is abundant. Suffering is optional.

In ICOM terms, the Culture represents direct flights, reliable hotels, sensible itineraries, and normal holidays enjoyed by normal people. This is, of course, unacceptable.

And yet—just as Horza cannot stop orbiting the Culture—ICOM cannot entirely let go of what it rejects. Comfort is always almost chosen, then deliberately avoided in favour of an overnight train with no food car and a man eating sunflower seeds directly from his coat pocket.

Working proposition
Rejection is the identity.
4. The Quest Object That Barely Matters

The novel’s MacGuffin—a Mind hidden on a planet of the dead—drives enormous effort, suffering, and death. Yet its ultimate significance is ambiguous, even anticlimactic.

Replace the Mind with: “the cheapest possible route”, “the weirdest border crossing”, or “that bar someone went to in 2009”. The effort expended far outweighs the payoff, by design.

What matters is not the object but the process of enduring the journey and later narrating it with increasing embellishment. Meaning is retrospective.

5. Ensemble Chaos and Disposable Companions

Banks fills the novel with vivid side characters who appear, suffer, die, and vanish. Their purpose is not survival but texture.

ICOM trips generate minor legends in the same way. Roles emerge temporarily (the organiser, the pessimist, the man who knows a shortcut). The group persists; individuals are… variable.

6. Death, Dark Humour, and Emotional Detachment

Consider Phlebas is brutal but funny. Death is frequent, often absurd, and rarely sentimental.

This tonal balance is deeply ICOM: grim circumstances are mined for humour; discomfort becomes anecdote; genuine peril is reframed as “character-building”. Both systems use irony as emotional armour.

7. The Ending: No Vindication, Only Continuation

Horza’s fate offers no moral triumph. The war continues. The universe remains indifferent.

Likewise, no ICOM trip solves anything. There is no final revelation, no graduation to comfort—only another destination, another bad idea, and another confident assertion that “this will be the last one”. (It will not be.)

Conclusion

Consider Phlebas is an allegory for ICOM because both are fundamentally about identity formed through resistance; movement without resolution; suffering chosen, not imposed; and stories that matter more than outcomes.

Banks wrote a space opera about people who refuse utopia because it feels dishonest. ICOM lives it—one bleak itinerary at a time.

Appendix (Unofficial): If the Culture had an ICOM chapter, it would be dissolved by a Mind for “wilful inefficiency and aesthetic masochism,” then quietly reinstated because even Minds enjoy a good story about getting it wrong.